Tell a boxing story thread...

rocketcoe · Post by **rocketcoe** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:22 am

So, James Toney walks into a gym...

RASTA666 · Post by **RASTA666** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:37 am

With a hand puppet that resembles...

rocketcoe · Post by **rocketcoe** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:42 am

Wlad foaming at the mouth from poisoning...

BigPhank211 · Post by **BigPhank211** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:17 am

Larry Merchant was in attendance...

Primetyme199 · Post by **Primetyme199** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:00 am

Larry was there to pick up some techniques for next time he interviews Mayweather....

supermaxpapic · Post by **supermaxpapic** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:59 am

...when mayweather walks through the door with...

Walstan86 · Post by **Walstan86** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:04 am

FrankieJ.

RASTA666 · Post by **RASTA666** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:17 am

Carrying a bucket...

Walstan86 · Post by **Walstan86** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:20 am

..and a camera filled with pictures from the car ride to the gym, showing Mayweather....

BigPhank211 · Post by **BigPhank211** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:40 am

The referee turned his head for a second...

Primetyme199 · Post by **Primetyme199** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:06 am

Still in disbelief that Toney is in the gym and not at Burger King....

FightFanAL · Post by **FightFanAL** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:20 am

Primetyme199 wrote:Still in disbelief that Toney is in the gym and not at Burger King....

Toney sends Larry to get him a Whopper...

deadlything · Post by **deadlything** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:22 am

Larry came back with the Whopper back forgot to add cheese....

supermaxpapic · Post by **supermaxpapic** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:22 am

FightFanAL wrote:
Primetyme199 wrote:Still in disbelief that Toney is in the gym and not at Burger King....
Toney sends Larry to get him a Whopper...

...at which point mayweather barks, ...

BigPhank211 · Post by **BigPhank211** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:23 am

You don't know sh!t about burgers!

WarBoxing · Post by **WarBoxing** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:18 am

BigPhank211 wrote:You don't know sh!t about burgers!

Then Leonard Ellerbe said "YEAH, Bitch...you don't know shit about burgers!"

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:25 am

In the meantime, Hopkins rolling on the floor crying in hopes of receiving a free meal at BK...

DBO · Post by **DBO** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:45 pm

the WBC has no jurisdiction over BK though, so Hopkins was denied his whopper. Instead, he was handed a chalupa along with his WBC belt. Both covered in cheese sauce.

Walstan86 · Post by **Walstan86** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:33 pm

Larry, demoralized, head hung low, mutters a slurred soliloquy from Hamlet:

"The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,".... Hiccup.

Voice from the back of the gym : "Git that man da Night Train!"

Roger Mayweather: "Fuck that shit. Thass MY bottle! Let 'im git 'is own!"

rocketcoe · Post by **rocketcoe** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:14 pm

Amidst the commotion, a phone rings in an office in the back of the gym...

FightFanAL · Post by **FightFanAL** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:20 pm

rocketcoe wrote:Amidst the commotion, a phone rings in an office in the back of the gym...

Caller ID says its Bob Arum

Supreme Overlord · Post by **Supreme Overlord** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:14 pm

Ignore

Walstan86 · Post by **Walstan86** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:17 pm

Leave a message at the beep: "This is Arum. Manny's on his way over to the gym. Just wanted to give you guys the heads-up. Should be there any minute."

boxingfreak · Post by **boxingfreak** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:19 pm

....an aide in the gym puts Arum on loud-speaker, to which Bob immediately begins his call with his famous words,

"hey fellas...yesterday i was lying but today i'm here to tell you the truth about...."

Primetyme199 · Post by **Primetyme199** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:54 pm

who took those pictures of Oscar in the fishnets.....